Stay classy there, Mike!

The latest fun quote from Rep. Mike Doogan, who apparently wants to stick his foot so far into his mouth that it'll permanently lodge there:

"I’ve read about 200 of the 600 emails I’ve received and they’re all women and people from out of state. That’s the Mudflats audience."

*eyebrow raise* There aren't very many possible ways to interpret that. C'mon, Doogan, you've set the bar high, but you can be an even bigger dick if you try really hard ...

This is the best thing ever

CANNOT. STOP. LAUGHING.

Writing a novel, DOS-RPG style!