Questions that must be asked
Now that Pluto is no longer a planet ... wouldn't that totally screw up everybody's astrology charts?
Think of the astrologers, people! They'll be working night and day dealing with this!
Think of the astrologers, people! They'll be working night and day dealing with this!

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Astrologers are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
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But it's also meant as a not-so-subtle dig at the "sky is falling" congingent who are going nuts about Pluto not being a planet anymore. I mean, yes, it's a bit startling to have eight planets instead of nine (or, as the case may be, twelve or so). But there are "Save Pluto" websites and petitions popping up all over the place. I mean ... get a grip, people!
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There are "Save Pluto" sites? Where do I sign up? ^_^
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