Call me crazy here ...

[layla]

... but wouldn't you say it's a bad sign when your health insurance company sends you this book?

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"We don't consider Alaska part of our coverage area."

[neosquirrel.livejournal.com]

"Here, you're on your own for a while. We're going on vacation and we can't be reached. Call... I don't know... um, that aunt you like or something if there's a problem. She always seemed kind of inventive and smart..."
Regards,
-The Mayo Clinic