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Best. Greek. God. Ever.
Some of them just don't make it into the grade school history textbooks for some strange reason. I give you: Priapus, god of fertility and horticulture. (Note: link is not work-safe.) The Romans used this guy as a scarecrow and to scare off thieves. I think *I'd* be scared if I saw this in somebody's garden.